1. On the First day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me a Late Payment Rent Apology
2. On the Second day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
3. On the Third day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
4. On the Fourth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
5. On the Fifth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me …. Fiiiiive Hours of Peace …. Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
6. On the Sixth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
7. On the Seventh day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
8. On the Eighth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Eight Christmas Cards, Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
9. On the Ninth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Nine Drunken Texts , Eight Christmas Cards, Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
10. On the Tenth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Ten Angry Neighbours, Nine Drunken Texts, Eight Christmas Cards, Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
11. On the Eleventh day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Eleven Staying Guests, Ten Angry Neighbours, Nine Drunken Texts, Eight Christmas Cards, Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology
12. On the Twelfth day of Christmas my Tenants gave to me Twelve Carpet Stains, Eleven Staying Guests, Ten Angry Neighbours, Nine Drunken Texts, Eight Christmas Cards, Seven Heating Faults, Six Frozen Pipes, Five Hours of Peace, Four Exotic Pets, Three Missing Keys, Two Broken Taps and a Late Payment Rent Apology.

Jo King

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