Yes right now our very own Kate, shortly to become Princess Kate, is sitting in her Pimlico Hotel, having her hair done by a Pimlico Hairdresser, in preparation for her Pimlico Wedding.

In a shock revelation which breaks all royal  protocol it has been revealed that Strutley Chillingwood of Pimlico (noted hair stylist to some of London’s most noted celebrities including Dannii Minogue, Louise Minchin, Simon Cowell, Amanda Holden, Mick Jagger, Pixie Lott, and Louis Walsh) has been commissioned by Queen Elizabeth to do Kate Middleton‘s hair

and he was asked by Ta Ta For Now News if Kate will be wearing her hair up or down, and the infamous British hair stylist (who is very good friends with Sir Paul McCartney, Tony Blair, Sir Elton John, and three of the five members of the all-girl group Girls Aloud) has refused to say.

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